This is our Florida Disney area Orlando Kissimmee Windsor Hills vacation rental cheapest condo by owner direct website. Since we operate strictly by word of mouth, you must have been referred here by another Windsor Hills property owner who more than likely was not about to subsidize your vacation or anybody else's for that matter. Now you will know exactly what they thought about your insulting low offer to rent their nicely equipped prime location vacation home.
On the other hand, cheapskate renters looking for a big discount just stumble upon this site entirely by accident as they browse around the web searching for getaway giveaway rentals at Windsor Hills Resort. The word 'cheap' in our title lures bargain hunters in like moths around an open flame. They certainly won't find a cheap anything down the street at Disney, that's for sure.
We have the most amazing rental terms you will ever find at Windsor Hills resort,
period! Yet, some people might even call our business model
Total Madness! Our overhead is extremely low because we have NO
COSTLY PROPERTY
MANAGER sucking us dry every month and unlike just about every other owner who has a
hefty and steady exorbitant mortgage payment to contend with, we own the
place outright. A previous
late associate very generously willed this lovely condominium to our family, and our
very own
trustworthy cost
effective
crew can handle just about any guest need that may be required such as our
optional extra cost renters insurance plan that totally eliminates those
occasional bothersome early morning
raids by the local authorities or bounty hunters who somehow get tipped off to
the wrong street address.
Electricity, door locks, and air mattresses available for an
additional fee. (Highly recommended.) Unlimited wireless internet available at
McDonalds (just a stone's throw away). Use your own cell phone to keep your
conversations private and bug free.
Our condo is classified as a 'Self Clean' type of accommodation which basically means that our thrifty guests can save even more by not having to pay an additional cleaning fee for professional housekeepers to straighten up after them before the next busload arrives. Don't worry, if everybody in your party pitches in, it doesn't take that long to get the place back in shape. (Housekeeping supplies not included with rental) Our extensive research has shown that you can still make it thru that endless airport security line in time for your flight back home if you all get up around 3 am on departure morning for a quick little 'Gee-Eye' party.
We are what can be called 'business people from New Jersey'. We don't ask for a cash security deposit because nobody in their right mind would dare trash this little enterprise of ours. Take that considerable sum of money you have saved by staying here for your vacation instead of one of those fancy smancy 'home away from homes' and spend it all on a couple more outrageously priced theme park tickets for your whining, self centered, know it all, unappreciative freeloading brats who think that you rented a real dive. What do today's unmotivated brain dead kids with attitudes who spend their entire day glued to a stupid video game really know about the fun and inspiring things you used to do way back when like camping?
Show them what financially savvy and cool parents you really are,
Mom and Dad! However, just in case
you get caught up in all of the excitement and adventure our condo provides and
you all head out for the last time accidentally leaving the place looking or smelling like a pack of wild dogs ran thru
it, our skilled reimbursement specialists will soon be 'in touch' to work out something your
entire family will be able to live with.
We have no doubt that our open and roomy mickey mouse theme will end up
blowing you away. Contact us and make your reservation now
before we change our mind. Cash only paid up front in American dollars. No credit cards,
personal checks, or anything else that leaves a paper trail accepted.
The Windsor Hills Vacation. A totally
memorable new concept in vacation rentals.
Designed with the cheapskate renter in mind so that you too can afford
lunch at Cinderella's Castle.
Experience the beautiful Windsor Hills
resort like nobody else.
Goodfellas Vacation Properties LLC
Formerly
After Hours Carting & Waste Management LLC
Bayonne, New Jersey
1-800-LOO-RATE (Ask for Paulie or leave message)
If you think Windsor Hills is out of your league pal, forget about
it.......we'll make
you a deal you will not be able to refuse.
Please call or click on the following buttons to contact us, check availability, or post a juicy tidbit in our guestbook.
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